Ufana Thoughts

Life's Algorithm.

You owe me no such favours; you barely have to talk to me. We are past and I recognize that now, so have a good life. At least, I taught you one thing; “All humans are expendable”. Hi, Ufana Ishoyor here. It’s 7:07 am on a Sunday morning and I literally...

The Thoughts Series: Brand New Continuation.

So, it’s D-day and dad is all on my neck about how late we are. I want to yell back and remind him that our flight is for 8; 00 pm and this is only 4; 00 pm and the airport is just 30 minutes away but I think of it, suddenly remembering all the nights...

Fault in 'my' Star.

Love Struck, and I mean struck like ‘hit with a stick and so it hurts’ kind of struck. Yep, that’s my story, that’s my tale. Now, I simply live like Selena, waiting for “Breathless moments” to take me down. Hi, it’s Ufana Ishoyor and as usual, my life...

Perfection: Overrated.

I love you with the charade of facial colours, they make your features come our no doubt but, I’d rather gaze upon your imperfections, your zits, your pimple scars, your dimples, all your features without the fillers, brown mask, liners and coloured pencils....

Arbitrio.

Yin and Yang, Good and Evil, everything has an opposite and clearly, we all know there’s a difference between sex and love making. Hi, it’s Ufana Ishoyor , how’s your week? Hope Y’all are good. So basically, we all believe in the existence of a Supreme...

The Thoughts Series: Rabbit's Foot

It’s been over twenty five years and I clearly still remember the stench of the gutters, the dirt that laid gracefully at the side of the road, the original 3D potholes that beautifully designed the already life threatening roads, the smell of poverty...

Happily Never... After?

This is me making notes cause my life’s class is in session. How about I just give up my happiness and please the world or rather, please YOU. It’s ironic how happy I was with you and yet sad, how complete I felt and yet empty. They say love is finding...